Read the terms. All of them.
Agencies hide their terms because their terms embarrass them. Mine fit on one page — this one — in plain English. If you ever catch an invoice disagreeing with this page, this page wins.
- No money down
- You profit before you pay
- Slow months refunded
- You keep everything I build
These terms already ran for real: 22 charged ad leads in April 2026 became 52 by July. See the receipts →
Take the deal for a test drive
The call is free and these terms are the worst case. Fill this out and let's talk.
No money down
I build the engine — Local Services Ads, Google Business Profile, website — and the first leads land before you've paid anything. If nothing lands, you owe nothing, and you keep what I built.
You profit before you pay
Your first bill waits until the jobs this work brought in have paid you about double my monthly fee in profit. You see the money in your account before I see mine — that's the order, every time, on purpose.
Then a flat fee, in advance
From there you pay a flat monthly fee — one number, not a percentage of your ad spend or a cut of your jobs. You hear it on our first call, before I build anything, and it doesn't change busy month or slow. No surprise line items.
The slow-month refund
Any paid month where the new work didn't clear the fee: tell me, and I refund that month. You don't fill out a form or argue with support. The shared lead ledger is the referee — every lead logged with its source, date, and what became of it.
What counts as a lead
A tracked call or form request from the properties I run for you. On Local Services Ads, Google decides what's a charged lead, not me — and its bad-lead credits are automated now, reviewed within about 72 hours. I will never promise to "dispute your LSA leads," because Google retired that system. Anyone still promising it is selling you a time machine.
Your ad money is yours
If we run ads, that budget goes straight to Google from your own account — it never passes through me, and it is separate from my fee. If you'd rather start with zero ad budget, we start with the free channels and let them earn the rest.
No contract, and you keep everything
Month to month, forever. Fire me whenever you like. The ad account, the Business Profile, the website, the domain — all of it lives in accounts you own from day one. Leaving me costs you nothing but the goodbye call.
The cap
I keep the client list short, because I do the work myself. My dad's drywall company holds spot one. When the list fills, new names go on a waitlist and I tell you honestly how long it looks.
What I need from you
Answer your phone, or let's set up someone who does. Tell me when a lead books so the ledger stays honest. That's the whole ask — the guarantee only breaks when leads ring a phone nobody picks up.
The fine print I refuse to write
No minimum term. No cancellation fee. No "results may vary" asterisk doing the real work. No claiming credit for jobs your reputation earned on its own — the ledger separates what I generated from what walked in. If a month was slow, the answer is a refund, not a slideshow about brand awareness.
Terms you can live with?
Then the next step is one call about your math. The audit costs nothing and obligates you to nothing — that's rather the theme.
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